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Johnny wants a sundae

Little Johnny has waited all week to go to DairyQueen.. Mom promised and he can wear his holster with the double set of pistols. He's all set, got his two gallon hat, boots...

They go into the store, walk up to the counter. Susie asks Johnny what he would like. Susie tells him he looks cute with his  cowboy getup on. He orders a chocolate sundae. He is asked if he would like cherries on top - Johnny says yes. Would he like nuts with that, Susie asks? Yup, sure would, Johnny says.

Would you like your nuts crushed, Susie asks? Johnny thinks for a moment, furrows his brow and reaches for the pistols. He pulls them out and points them at Susie. "You want your tits shot off?"



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