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You live in Canada if

*Your local Dairy Queen (ice cream shop) is closed from September through May*Someone in a Home Depot offers you assistance... and they don't work there*You've worn shorts and a parka at the same time*You've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number*“Vacation” means going anywhere south of Muncie for the weekend *You measure distance in hours *You know several people who have hit a deer more than once *You have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again *You can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching*You install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked *You carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them *You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit *The speed limit on the highway is 80 km and you're going 90 and everybody is passing you *Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow *You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction *You have more miles on your snow blower than your car *You find 2 degrees "a little" chilly *If you actually understand these Canadian jokes, you definitely live in Canada! :)



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