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Getting Lucky
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Getting Lucky

Ed decided to go skiing with his buddy, Leon. They loaded up Ed's Ford pickup and headed to northern Colorado. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "And I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Ed said, we'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light. The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared and they got on their way and enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Ed got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Leon and asked, "Leon, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm where we stayed on our ski holiday in Colorado."

"Yes, I do." said Leon.

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and sleep with her?" asked Ed.

"Well, uh, yeah," Leon said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" asked Ed.

Leon's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

Ed replied, "No need to apologize, Leon. She died last month and left me everything!"

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