from the Montreal Mirror 'Rantline' .. M: Okay, here's my rant - men should not eat BANANAS in public. If you choose to eat a banana, do not peel it and eat it like your sucking on a knob. Break the banana off with your fingers and place it in your mouth. Do not, I repeat DO NOT open your mouth and lower it down on the banana and bite! I hope the guy on the metro, who was eating the banana, is reading this. That's my rant, peace out. [BLEEP!]

