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Dictionary of Sorts

ADULT

A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLORA place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENSThe only animal you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEEA body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUSTMud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTISTSomeone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEFCold Storage.

INFLATIONCutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO An insect that makes you like flies better.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority.

RAISINA grape with a sunburn.

SECRETA story you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETONA bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE

The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWNAn honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLESSomething other people have....similar to my character lines.

OLD

I very quietly confided to my friend that I was having an Affair.

She turned to me and asked, "Are you having it catered?"

. . . and that, my friend, is the definition of 'OLD'!!!

In youth, the days are short and the years are long.

In old age, the years are short and days long.

 



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