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Four Lessons to Learn
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Four Lessons to Learn

A   minister decided that a visual demonstration  Would  add emphasis  to his Sunday  sermon.Four   worms were placed into four separate   jars.The   first worm was put into a container of   alcohol.The   second worm was put into a container of   cigarette      smoke.The   third worm was put into a container of  chocolate  syrup.The   fourth worm was put into a container of  good  clean  soil.At   the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister   reported the following   results:The   first worm in alcohol -  DeadThe   second worm in cigarette   smoke -  DeadThird   worm in chocolate syrup -  DeadFourth   worm in good clean soil -   Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation   -What   did you learn from this   demonstration???Maxine   was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand             and said, as long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,  You  won't have   worms!'       That   pretty much ended the   service.



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