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Husbands!!

A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.' The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...' -----------------------------------------------  'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'  'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.----------------------------------------------- Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?  A: Gay------- --------------------------------------- Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.  AMEN ---------------------------------------------- Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practicing to be men.----------------------------------------------Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?  A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ---------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?  A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'----------------------------------------------



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