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If I Could
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Brother Kelley
If I Could

If I could swap body parts, I would switch my dick with my left forefinger. I mean, think of the immediate benefit as you're shakin' that thing in somebody's face, "Don't you use that tone with me!" Just point it right at 'em. They'll be backin' up like a sheep headin toward water.

Then, I would put that erogenous spot in your butt, the one we don't like to talk about, about 1.6 inches up my left nostril. The reason is obvious.

You'll never get caught jackin' off again. Guaranteed! Raise your hand if you like gettin' caught playin' with yourself. Yeah . . . I didn't think so. Me neither.

I mean, it's a nose picker's paradise!

There you are, you got yer goober up your nose just a-jammin' it up and down, up and down and, all of a sudden, your mom comes up on ya. She says, "Are you playin' with yourself?"

All you gotta do is slip your goober out, tuck it and the rest of your fingers into a semi-ball and start rubbin' your eye and sayin', in a whiney-cry voice, "No, I got something in my eye."

 



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