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Are You Sure
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Brother Kelley
Are You Sure

I got to tell ya about this great investment opportunity my friend has going. He is a computer geek with expertise in robotics. He's come up with this sure fire idea. I mean, it's unbelievable. Okay, you know how when you visit porn sites and you try to leave it and you get all these pop-ups that you can't get rid of and after like twenty minutes of this you finally get a message that says, "Are you sure you want to leave this site?" You find yourself kind of torn don't you? Okay, here's what my friend came up with. Instead of those pesky pop-ups, the computer has two arms, one each, coming out either side. The first time you try to exit the page, one of the arms accidently brushes up against your Johnson with the back of its hand and a soft female seductive voice says, "Are you sure?" If you hit the exit button a second time, both hands slap down on your dick and starts pumping the hell out of it, up and down, up and down, and that sultry voice says, "Yeah, go ahead and hit that button, Cowboy!" I think it's gonna be 2013's Cabbage Patch Doll. Yep.



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