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Public Nudity Ban

And so, I just heard San Francisco, CA., is considering a ban on public nudity. Yeah, the activists are having a hard time identifying the type of discrimination for the lawsuit. So far, they've come up with: 

Old Guy Droopy Nutsack-ism? "Ugly Old Penis No One Wants To Look At - ism?" And, my favorite, "He's Bent Over So Much, I Can't Tell If That Drool Is Coming From His Chin Or His Ewwwwww - ism!" 

Spokesman for Christians REALLY Against Pornography (C.R.A.P.), Chester Nutz, speaking anonymously, says, "Shat-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-hot-ta-shot-ta-heek-ee-oh-ma-sun-die."

(Wait for it. The interpretation is coming.)

"It just ain't right. It ain't God's way. Even God saw fit to have Adam and Eve put on leaves."

. . . And this just in from C.R.A.P. It's official! Yes! 

"He's Bent Over So Much, I Can't Tell If That Drool Is Coming From His Chin Or His Ewwwwww - ism!" is the new buzz-phrase when it comes to C.R.A.P.

"SUE THE BASTARDS! SUE THEIR PANTS . . . off . . . er . . . SUE THEIR ASSES OFF! YEAH, THAT'S THE TICKET. SUE THEIR ASSES OFF! (Praise His Wonderful Name.) SUE THEIR ASSES OFF! SUE THE . . . 

Only in MERCA!!!!!!!



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