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I Was Mean As A Kid
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I Was Mean As A Kid

I was mean as a kid. I use to practice on vegetables: "Brussel Sprouts, brussel sprouts, nobody likes you! Okra, okra, nobody likes you!"

I would go out in the morning and look for snails that almost made it across the yard to those succulents in the flower bed inches away! I would pick up the snail and carry it back, following its slimy trail, and place it where it had started the night before. I would set it down, and get real close to its face and say, "Not fast enough. DO IT AGAIN, LOSER!"

I use to go around saying, "Did you know that penis spelled backward sounds like Sa-neep?" It does really. Say it to yourself. One day, an Indian family moved into our neighborhood. They had a son named Sa-neep. Yeppa-deppa, I sure did. "Hey Sa-neep, did you know that your name spelled backward sounds like penis?" After he stopped crying, they changed his name to Sneep.



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