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I Forgot

On a recent visit to Vancouver, B.C., I had the pleasure of chatting it up with a local. I reminded him that Americans have three answers to any question you could possibly ask them. The answers are: "I forgot," "Because," and, "I don't know." Try it. Ask me anything. Here's one: "Bobby, why did you cut off little Jimmy's head and burn his body beyond recognition? You know I don't like that." Bobby says, "I forgot." Bobby says, "I don't know." Bobby says, "Because." Here's another: "Bobby honey, why did you do that good thing for your friend, Jimmy?" Bobby say, "I forgot." Bobby says, "I don't know." Bobby says, "Because." Go on, ask anything. It works everytime.

After a few days in Canada, I realized that I was still runnin' on Hillbilly Dipshit Time. I made so many mistakes that I adopted a new saying to add to the three above. It went something like this. Canadian: "Why did you do that, eh?" Me says, "I forgot." Me says, "I don't know." Me says, "Because." Me says, "I'm Mercan." 

Any question a Canadian can ask can be answered with, "I'm Mercan."

 



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