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I Love Canada

I love Canada. I was visiting from California and the difference in people's attitude was amazing. Even the panhandlers were polite. I watched as this one fellow approached three men ahead of me and asked them if they had any spare change. "No, sorry," they said. The panhandler raised his fists in the air briefly and said, "Oooooh! Okay, thank you very much. Have a good night." I swear to the God I worship part time. I thought he was an actor and he was pranking those guys. But, nope. He was just a polite panhandler. Shoot, here in Californa we got crazy sons-a-bitches! Schizoid mother fuckers I tell you. If you pay one, you have to pay the other or they'll both kick your ass!

Hey, speaking of schizoids. Wouldn't it be a bitch to be the twin brother of a schizoid? Everytime he saw you, he'd be like, "There you are you son of a bitch," and beat the shit out of himself . . . er, his brother.



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