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All or Nothing

While on vacation in the USA a Newfie buys a ticket on the Powerball lottery and wins $200 million. Excited he goes directly t the store to claim it,

 

"Okay I won I am here to collect my $200 million right now'" says the Newfie,

 

The store clerk goes and verifies his ticket number, he comes back and says,

"Yes by God you've won, congratulations !

 

Okay, says the Newfie, so I am here to collect my 200 millions right now."

 

The man replied, 'No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.'

 

The Newfie says,,

 

"Oh no buster. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it now"

 

Again, the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest over the next 19 years.

 

The Newfie loses this cool and becomes furious with the man and screams out,

 

'Look, I want my money right now today! If you're not going to give me my $200 million right now, then I want my dollar back!'

 



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