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Proud Canadians because...

1. Smarties - are not sold in the USA 2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp

- are not sold in the USA 3. Baseball is Canadian - 1st game

June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll, Ontario 5. Lacrosse is Canadian 6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian 8. Apple pie is Canadian 9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers 10. Tim Horton's beats Dunkin' Donuts

 

11. In the war of 1812 was started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past the White House. Then we burned it down, and most of Washington too ...We got bored because they ran away. Then, we came home and partied.... Go figure. 12. Canada has the largest French population

that never surrendered to Germany . 13. We have the largest English population

that never surrendered or withdrew

during any war to anyone, anywhere. EVER!

We got clobbered in the odd battle but

prevailed in ALL the wars 14.. Our civil war was fought in a bar and

lasted a little over an hour. 15. The only person who was arrested in our

civil war was an American mercenary, he

slept in and missed the whole thing.

He showed up just in time to get caught. 16. A Canadian invented Standard Time. 17. The Hudson's Bay Company once owned

over 10% of the earth's surface and is still

around as the world's oldest company. 8. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. That's more information than I need! 19.. We know what to do with the parts of a buffalo.

20.. We don't marry our kin-folk... 21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro,

zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone.

Also short wave radios which save countless

lives each year. 22.. We have ALL frozen our tongues to

something metal and lived to tell about it. 23. A Canadian invented Superman. 24. We have coloured money. 25. The handles on our beer cases are big enough

to fit your hands in with mitts on.



The Great Canadian Joke Book
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