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Just Like Red Licorice
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Just Like Red Licorice

Lerdy was invited to the Steven and Chris Show. It was Wish Day. As Lerdy walks onto the stage Steven says, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm Canadian welcome to Lerdell McJust (My Friends Call Me Lerdy), from Cunkleston, Arkansas." Steven turns his gorgeous dimples toward Chris with that (uh-uh-ummmm) gorgeous wave of locks and those dreamy glasses, and nods slightly. Chris says, "Lerdy, welcome. This is Wish Day. What do you wish?" Lerdy says, "I wish that poot (female nether region part) was like red licorice. That way it'd stick to my teeth." Steven and Chris look at each other and say, "Eee-you." Chris: "That's an awful waste of a good wish. I take it back." Steven: "Chris, go comb your hair, hon. You're gettin' that Elvis thing I absolutely abhor." As Chris exits, Steven turns to Lerdy. Steven: "So, Lerdy tell me about this red licorice."



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