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Family Stress Test
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Family Stress Test

Score ...

0  - if the statement is never true,

1  - if it is rarely true 2 if it is sometimes true

3  - if it is always true  

1. ____ Conversations often begin with “Put the gun down, and then  we can talk”.  

2. ____ The school principal has your number on speed-dial.  

3. ____ The cat is on Valium.  

4. ____ People have trouble understanding your kids, because they  learned to speak through clenched teeth.  

5. ____ You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaf.  

6. ____ The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the  number of people in the family.  

7. ____ No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.  

8. ____ “Family meetings” are often mediated by law enforcement  officials.  

9. ____ You have to check your kid’s day-timer to see if he can take  out the trash.  

10.____ Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.  

Scoring:

30 – a perfect score. Welcome to the neighbourhood!

20-29 – You are doing reasonably well, but still have too little going on in your life. Crank it up.

10-19 – You have mastered some of the aspects of the stress-filled life, but still have a long way to go. Have you considered a parallel career path?

0-9 – Enjoying all that extra time? What do you do anyway?



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