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Money isnt everything
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SillyWitch
Money isnt everything

It can buy a bed - but not sleep

It can buy a clock - but not time

It can buy a book - but not knowledge

It can buy you a position - but not respect

It can buy you medicine - but not health

It can buy you blood - but not life

So you see, money isn't everything, and it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you all this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering ...

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you.



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