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MungoFungo

Bob is feeling really sick ... Goes to his doctor and gets a check up.The Doc comes in and tells him to sit down. He has very bad news.Bob you have MungoFungo.Bob asks what's that and is it serious?The Doc tells him it is a rare African disease and it is deadly - there is no cure.Bob is rocked. How long do I have left?The Doc tells him it is worse than that - you are on borrowed time...Bob asks - so how long?The Doc says ... 24 hours at most. You better get home, tell your wife and get things in order.Bob goes home. Tells Martha his wife of 20 years  and they sit there in silence. The shock is too much.Bob says... Martha seeing as I only have 24 hours what say we do it for old times sake?Yeah she says - lets go.Bob makes love like ten men... Two hours later after a smoke and a couple of drinks Bob says... What the hell Martha lets give it another go...Sure, she says and off they go.An hour later they stop and lay in bed for a couple of hours...After a while Bob says ...well seeing as I have about 18 hours left ...how about one more...Martha sighs and says ..sure...Well they go at it for a couple of hours and stop... Totally drained. Bob lights up a smoke - goes to the kitchen for a drink and sits on the bed...They chat for an hour and Bob looks at Martha and says... Honey...why don't we do it one more time.Martha rolls over in bed and says... Hey, asshole,  I have to get up in the morning...you don't.



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