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Happy Ending
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dave wright
Happy Ending

Some friends of mine and I were making out our bucket lists... The conversation turned to who would do the craziest thing on the lists .....so I volunteered to go to an Asian Massage parlor and get a happy ending.

I took a hundred bucks out of the ATM... drove to the nearest massage parlor, walked in and told the manager. " Look lady, I am 40 years old... and I just made out my bucket list... this place is on it and I want a happy ending. Show me a happy ending" 

She took my hundred bucks...walked out to her car....drive to my mother in laws house and shot her in the face.

Best Happy Ending Ever!



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