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How to be annoying
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How to be annoying

Annoying things to do on an ELEVATOR;  

1) stand silent & motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off    

2) greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you admiral   

3) MEOW occasionally   

4) stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: 'You're one of them!' and back away slowly.   

5) say 'DING' at each floor   

6) make explosion noises when someone presses the button   

7) draw a little square on the floor with chalkand then announceto the person"This is my personal space."   

8) when there's only one other person in the elevator tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you   

9) drop a pen, then wait for someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"   

10) call out: "Group hug!" Then enforce it.



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