view some great jokes
Lie Detector Robot
view some great jokes
families
view some great jokes
SillyWitch
Lie Detector Robot

Dad buys a LIE DETECTOR ROBOT which slaps people when they lie.  He decides to test it at dinner.

"Son, where were you today?"

The son says         

"at school dad."

Robot slaps the son!

"Ok, I watched a DVD at my friend's house!"

"What DVD?"

"Toy Story."

Robot slaps the son again!

"Ok, it was a porn"          

cries the son.

Dad yells

"What! When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!"

Robot then slaps the dad!

Mom laughs

"HaHaHa! He's certainly YOUR son."

Robot then slaps the mom.



The Great Canadian Joke Book
Share this with your friends...