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Redneck Home Security
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Redneck Home Security

1. Buy a pair of 14 - 16 work boots.                                              2. Put them on the front porch with a copy of 'Guns & Ammo'    3. Put some giant dog dishes next to the boots & magazines.       4. Leave this note on your door:

"Bubba: Me & Bertha went for more ammo & beer. Back soon. Don't mess with the pitbulls; they messed the mailman bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part; hard to tell from all the blood, so I locked the other four of them in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.   ~Cooter           



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