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Diary of a Blonde
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Diary of a Blonde

Jan: Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight

Feb: Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print lables               Helloooo!!! Bottles won't fit in the typewriter!!!

Mar: Got really excited - finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months -            the box said 2 - 4 years!!

Apr: Trapped on escalator for hours - power went out!!

May: Tried to make Kool-Aid - stupid instructions were wrong -          8 cups of water won't fit into those tiny packets!!!

Jun: Tried to waterski - couldn't find a lake with a slope.

Jul: Lost Breast Stroke swimming contest...can't believe they      didn't see the other swimmers cheating...they were using their arms!!!

Aug: Got locked out of my car in a rain storm...the car got     swamped because the soft-top was down

Sep: The capital of California is 'C' ... Isn't it????

Oct: HATE Smarties ... They're sooo hard to peel!

Nov: Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... Instructions said 1 hour per pound ... I'M 100 POUNDS!!!

Dec: Couldn't call 911 ... DUH ... There's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

WHEW!!!  What a year!!

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