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A Senior Moment
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A Senior Moment

Forgot my glasses ......

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.   She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.  

She said "Are you nuts?  You're almost 75 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" 

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses!  This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!  I signed up for five jumps a week!

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.

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