Mexican Words

The teacher told Pepito to use the following words in a sentence:

1. *Cheese*

Maria likes me, but cheese ugly. 

2. *Mushroom*

When all my family get in the car there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*

My friend wants 2 become a citizen, but she didn't know how to read, so I, shoulder.

4. * Texas *

When I'm not home, my friend always Texas me, she wonders where I am!

5. *Herpes*

Me and my friend ordered pizza. I got my piece,then she got herpes.

6. *July*

Ju told me ju were going to the store, but ju went to see sum guy, July to me!  Julyer!

7. *Rectum*

I had 2 cars, but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*

I was going to go to the store with my wife, but she said chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*

We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*

My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*

My wife caught me in bed with another women. I told her,  "Honey, harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*

My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*

I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids.        

14. *Budweiser*

That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?