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Mexican use of words
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Mexican use of words

The teacher told Pepito to use the Following words in a sentence:                    1. *Cheese*          Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.                            2. *Mushroom*             When all my family get in the car         There's not mushroom.                           3. *Shoulder*           My fren wants 2 become a citizen,         But che didn't know how to read,         So I, shoulder.                    4. * Texas *           When I'm not home,         My fren always Texas me,         Che wonders where I am!                    5. *Herpes*   >         Me and my fren ordered pizza..          I got mine piece         Then che got herpes.                            6. *July*           Ju told me ju were going to tha store         But ju went to see sum guy,         July to me!  Julyer!                    7. *Rectum*             I had 2 cars         But my wife rectum!                    8. *Chicken*             I was going to go to the store with my wife         But che said chicken go herself.                    9. *Wheelchair*            We only have one enchilada left         But don't worry wheelchair                    10. *Chicken* *wing*            My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.                    11. *Harassment*         My wife caught me in bed with another women.         I told her,  "Honey, harassment nothen to me.                    12. *Bishop*             My wife fell down the stair         So I had to pick the bishop.                           13. *Body wash*             I want to go to the club         But no body wash my kids.                    14. *Budweiser*             That women has a nice body,         Budweiser face so ugly?



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